Friday, December 13, 2013

News Blast from Gossip Girl (Aka Meriah)

Morning Upper Old-worlders,

Gossip Girl here to give you the scoop on the most important meal of the day done the Old to New way. This sunny morning banana pancakes with bacon, eggs and some nice coffee are on the menu. Some in the New world may call this a rare, extravagant breakfast, but here in the Old world it's a typical morning. The bacon is extra crispy, almost burnt, and bursting with meaty, juicy flavor. Is there really any other way to have it? Its salty taste is perfectly contradicted with the sweetness of the banana pancakes. These pancakes are huge and fluffy with just enough buoyancy to soak up the perfect amount of syrup. Does it get much better? The answer to that question is yes; to add this meal we are having scrambled eggs perfectly seasoned with black pepper and some salt. Theses eggs came from chickens that the New world was so happy to receive, that New world is always taking. What have they given to their elders back here in the Old World? Some potatoes? Thanks.

The one problem with being the biggest and best power in world sharing, is that we can't stay the biggest the best forever and if I'm not the best then is there really a point? Gossip Girl never settles and neither should you. But back to breakfast. The bananas in the pancakes this morning are fresh and sweet and there is the perfect amount of banana chunks within the pancake batter. The eggs are so flavorful and fluffy and the are complimented perfectly by the extra greasy bacon. Nothing says good morning like greasy charred animal meat.

-XOXO

Gossip Girl

 (Aka Meriah)
 
 

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